If you're not UNDER 30, SINGLE, and LOCAL to the Tampa Bay area, go fuck yourself. Don't waste my time, douche bag, because if you can't read you're too fuckin stupid for me to tolerate. And don't waste your winks and emails either, fucktard, because I won't reply. If you're a Dom and think after reading the first sentence of my profile that I'm a sub, you're a brainless retard. If you're a Dom and email or wink without reading my profile, you're Alt's biggest loser. If you're looking for a woman who is small and perfect looking, I'm not for you, asswipe. If you're not prepared to stick your tongue up my fat white dimply ass fuck off.
If you're nice, sweet, like to be bossed around incessantly, are into pleasing another, and ready to be my little whore boy, Id love to hear from you. If you're profile isn't fill out completely, with a pic, you guessed it, go fuck yourself. Bi guys are great, but it's not a must. However, if you're not prepared to lick up your own cum, slut boy, don't bother me. You must be completely insane if you think I'm going to clean-up your mess! And btw, you can find me at the yellow smile if you are smart enough to figure out what that is, bitch boy.
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My Ideal Person:
NO MARRIED MEN!!! MUST BE UNDER 30!!! MUST BE LOCAL!! NO HOOK-UPS!!!
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