My Ideal Person:
Faourite accents - British public school, received pronunication, American, Canadian, South African, New Zealand, Scottish. I dream of authoritative, maybe tall and slim, or plump and sensual. Voice more important than looks. My first choice is: well-spoken, long hair, non-smoking, no drugs, free evenings and weekends, postgraduate qualification, solvent, ideally professional. But bald and jolly is fine too. Naked men or women in pictures don't appeal. I'm looking for a smiling face and shirt and tie. Somebody respectable I can introduce to people who bump into us in restaurants. I expect to be your friend and to be introduced to your friends. I'm a teacher and author and I'd like somebody who is proud to know me.
I needed an HIV test for an ex-pat resident's card and got the all clear. Made me think. To safeguard my health I prefer people who are into safe sex. My computer is seen by others so no nudes or four-letter words headlines please. I give out my email to people I've corresponed with who understand that I can only accept face photos.
FIRST CHOICE LTR I'm hoping for just one LTR.
SECOND CHOICE Whilst looking for a single man who is my soulmate I might try out phone sex with others, but even in fantasy I prefer safe sex penetration with dildos, plugs and fingers in latex gloves.
THIRD CHOICE PHONE SEX & EMAIL STORIES
My favourite turn on's a Victorian setting, indoors, in the headmaster's darkened study with his desk, the less light the better for fantasy, nervous naughty girl caught playing erotic games with boys, being bent over forced to confess, threatened with spanking, the cane and anal punishment to fit crime, using latex or leather gloves. I like stories of enemas, and props for submission and punishment, rulers, canes, dildoes, ribbons, pillows, pictures of punishment, nothing dangerous, just fun. Keep restraint to waist and shoulder, and ankles tied together. My limits are mention of assault, restraint on the face, throat or neck and injury, bruises or blood, knives. After a car accident and neck-ache hunching over a computer I love soothing massage. Fantasy - age pay young sexy female shocked, embarrassed and humiliated. Which words turn me on? Not four letter words or modern slang. I prefer suggestive words like bottom, back passage, or suggestive euphemisms, such as: 'He told her, I'm going to look into the hidden valley and gently screw in a shame protector, but if the quivering part which keeps wriggling continues to resist, I shall have to shove it in harder.' The words 'authority' and 'discipline' are a turn on. I also like invented memories: 'I was told they were going to warm my bottom; spanked in a personal place; a secret place; 'panties lowered just enough to clear the decks'' ' held your legs in place as you writhed about; pants just below the bottom as if you were mooning; wriggling, resisting, you had to put your hands under the pillow - if you put your hand on your bottom the punishment started all over again; part of the humiliation was to make you cry out, and if you didn't you were spanked until you were gasping and groaning; you were asked if you had learned your lesson; you stayed bent over with no underwear because you were grounded and you weren't going out; it was bedtime so you were in your nightie with no underwear; you were bent over and you had to lift your pyjama tops ander your arms and your pyjama bottoms were lowered around your ankles; you were bent over and asked if you were sorry, and agreed you deserved punishment, then you had to pull down your own pants. Part of the humiliation was to have somebody watch you being punished. I was the goody goody so if I broke something accidentally it was easy to put the blame on somebody else. Sometimes I tried to get the others into trouble so I could watch them being punished. Occasionally I got found out. Then I got double punishment. The punishment went on until you were gasping and squealing, then the same amount again. At bedtime you were left bent over rubbing your red bottom.'
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MEETING FOR DINNER
I love discussing the psychology of role play. After an erotic story on the phone and by email, if things go well, eventually meet in NW London. A man over forty looks right with me for a LTR. I'm used to a five star hotel, expat lifestyle. Your girlfriend should be firmly spanked on Saturday night but treated with utmost respect out at dinner and adored over Sunday brunch. Be discreet in restaurants because I value my reputation and self respect. Don't ask for no knickers. You can ask for cleavage.

I don't envisage a relationship with a happily married person. WIIFM? I'm looking for somebody free for dinner on Saturday night, a LTR which might lead to a permanent relationship. I'll consider somebody unhappily married verging on divorce and I might sympathise and consider meeting although there's a risk of people cancelling and reconciling with their spouse.
MEETINGS Eventually I'd expect you to ask me out to dinner. I'm not into one night stands. So on the second date or later, if we're both sure we wish to continue, we might go further.
Looking forward to hearing from you, sweetheart. Kiss, kiss, kiss.
SEND PICTURES I'd like a picture of you. A full head of hair pushes you to the top of my shortlist. I need your photo to recognize you in the restaurant. Please send it attached to email following the directions on alt.com browse. If it's too big to send they tell you how to condense it.
Can’t send your picture? Maybe it's too large. To reduce picture size: Get a friend to install on your computer Paintshop Pro 3 or another programme which enables you to edit pictures. Go into paintshop pro 3. Crop the picture from full size to head only using the square symbol.This may reduce the picture enough. Pixels means picture elements. Screen size is 1024 width by height 768. Tick box for Image, Resample, Maintain aspect ratio. Width 800 fits nicely on the screen. Having resized it, save the reduced picture, using Options, Compression Ratio=1. Check file size in Explorer (My Computer). 150kb max for emailing. If still too large, save again with a higher Compression Level 5, 10, 15. Now send it. Thanks.
I hope I've entertained you. For more entertainment, call me now! Good luck. Have fun. Read my blog. Can you phone, travel, accommodate or collect? I expect three or four emails, then three or four phone chats, then if all goes well an invitation to dinner at a restaurant in my area. Then a second date, maybe the same restaurant, maybe another, anyway in a public place. And then ...? We'll see.