Wow!
What a bunch of fucking idiots!
If any of you read my ad, at any time... maybe start your next email with something other than ”hehe, you have a nice ass”
Here's a thought! Get your dick out of your hand long enough to think up sumpin smart to say! (although to be fair, if your dick has already been in your hand most of your waking hours, it may take quite a while before anything intelligent is possible.)
for you mega manly dom stud muffins who wanna - be the boss of me - screw you and keep playing with your brainless barbie dolls.
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My Ideal Person:
I have been on this site for almost 8 yrs (off & on) but I still havent found what I'm looking for.
Yes, I want someone to take control; but I don't want a DOM. Frankly, I think the whole idea is silly. I will not be talked down to as if you're better than me and I won't do anything I don't want to do.  I wont be your slave our your subordinate, I want to be your slut and your equal.
Now... as for the whole reason I'm on ALT and not eHarmony... I like sexual things to the extreme, and I want my man to know how much he means to me before, during, and after anything WE do!
I want someone who would enjoy watching and participating wile I get fucked by multiple men. I don't want to do anything behind anyones back.
I want someone who likes to do laundry, clean, and all those daily chores that bore me to death. I don't care if we have to hire someone, as long as I don't have to do them!
Simple as that.
I'M NOT HERE TO GET FUCKED!! I'm here for waaay more than that!
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